First Installment of "Not as cool as it sounds"

Laura says, "[You're carrying] Hot Peppers, a Christopher Moore book, and a Phallic Object. What are we going to be doing?"

What was really happening was this. I was bringing the crushed red peppers down because I was getting ready to eat some reheated pizza. The Christopher Moore books had been read and were going downstairs to be shelved. And finally, I had some Clear Bathroom Caulk because we're going to use that in the creation of our family's Christmas presents.

So, would you rather have just the quote, or the reason behind the quote?